To catch you up to speed: KFC launched a website for Mother's Day, partnering with Chippendales (the dance company that your drunk best friend is dying to go to for her bachelorette party) and is giving you the once in a lifetime opportunity to send your loving mother a personalized video of nine nearly-nude men dancing while reminding her that she is the best mom in the country. Please watch the video if you have any further questions:
Did anyone ask for this? Absolutely not. Are we doing the lord's work by finding all of the KFC Chickendale's Instagram accounts for you to peruse *not* on your work computer? 100 percent yes.
Male In Question #1: Sexy Colonel Sanders
Real name: Ryan Kelsey
Instagram account: @chippupvegas
It'll take you several double takes to realize this man was, in fact, Sexy Colonel Sanders. But Instagram doesn't lie.
Male In Question #2: Sexy Ricky Martin Lookalike
Real name: Chaz Vorrias
Instagram account: @chazvorrias
Male In Question #3: Sexy Man Who Points At You
Real name: Kyle Efthemes
Instagram account: @k_efthemes
Fun fact: He's 6'4"
Male In Question #4: Sexy Man Who Says "I Love You Mom"
Real name: Okewa
Instagram account: @diddydominguez
Male In Question #5: Sexy Suave Man
Real name: Jayson Michael
Instagram account: @jayson.michael
Male In Question #6: Sexy Smoldering Man
Real name: Tyler Froehlich
Instagram account: @tylerfroehlich
Male In Question #7: Sexy Fist Pumping Man
Real name: Matt Marshall
Instagram account: @the_mattsterpiece
Male In Question #8: Sexy Biscuit
Real name: Jon Howes
Instagram account: @jon_howes
Male In Question #9: Sexy Mashed Potatoes
Real name: Demitri Blizzeard
Instagram account: @randum.spirit
Male In Question #10: Sexy Background Dancer
Real Name: Ryan Worley
Instagram account: @ryguy220
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